Teacher vs Student

Let me share with you some funny lessons that my friend sent to me on email. Hope you had a fun weekend with your family and friends. So, here is the Teacher vs. Student guys.

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to
understand a math problem by asking him this:

If there are 3 birds on a power line and a man shot one of
them, how many birds are left. He answered none, because the
gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back, "I
like the way you think."

Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women
sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice
cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking
the ice cream, which of the three are married?

The teacher turned bight red and said, "The one that is
sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the
wedding ! ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."

Very Clever student huh!