Sunday, October 4, 2009

Teacher vs Student


Let me share with you some funny lessons that my friend sent to me on email. Hope you had a fun weekend with your family and friends. So, here is the Teacher vs. Student guys.

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to
understand a math problem by asking him this:

If there are 3 birds on a power line and a man shot one of
them, how many birds are left. He answered none, because the
gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back, "I
like the way you think."

Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women
sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice
cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking
the ice cream, which of the three are married?

The teacher turned bight red and said, "The one that is
sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the
wedding ! ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."

Very Clever student huh!

4 comments:

Joops October 4, 2009 at 10:25 PM  

definitely a winner for humor hehehe.. Have a nice week ahead.

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Cecile October 5, 2009 at 11:00 AM  

hahaha, too funny :-), Tsang! thanks for sharing, it made me laugh.

Dhemz October 6, 2009 at 9:02 AM  

waaaaaaaaaaa...hahhaha...ugok nga titser...lol...joke..this is pretty hialrious..thanks for sharing tsang!

kat October 8, 2009 at 5:56 PM  

HAHAHAHAHAHA...mga bright na jud diay ang mga student Tsang no? bright sa kabuang nyahahaha..

daghan man ko jokes sa akong ig agaw nga kugihan mopadala nako sa email kay tua man sya sa Florida pero mga bisaya man gud, kapoy ug lisod i- translate sa English nyahaha, gwapo ra ba kay bahin ug mga ilonggo ug bol-anon nag sumpake, kundoktor ug pasahero, naglalis..mga gwapo gud unta..hehe ako sa tong hinay hinayon ug translate una i-post kay makalingaw man pod. hehehehe

BTW. Tsang kana ra bang may tampuhan ang mag asawa kay inig friends na, sus sweet pa sa icing cake nya mao nay maka himo ug bata..nyahaha butangi nya daan ug sakuban kay Sean or stopper ba kay aron di masundan si Justine nyahaha....

korek jud ka oi, daghan kaayo ug tinohuan, pug-ngan kuno ang baby nga hamoy-hamoyon ang tiil kay aron di mangita ug manghud ...sus unsa kahay koneksyon ato..

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