Saturday, October 17, 2009

TWO NUNS

I have a joke here to share for you guys so you will exercise that muscles in your face and smile or laugh a little. If you think dirty, this is something you will enjoy! This is fun-nay...harharahar

TWO NUNS



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There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

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Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

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SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you! ec97001.gif

Have a blessed Sunday everyone!

4 comments:

Dhemz October 17, 2009 at 11:04 PM  

ahhaaha...matuk-an man sad ta aning imong green joke tsang...hahahaha....kuyawa ni nga madre.....hehehehe...logical thing jud ha.....thanks for making me smile....that's a good one!

teJan October 18, 2009 at 12:47 AM  

the only logical thought i could think then is that SL runs mathematically while the man putting his pant's down logically. aheheh! ambroot! sabta na oi!

Godbless shang!

Seiko October 18, 2009 at 5:09 AM  

Ahaha!!oo nga naman!!This so funny Shy!I love it!!

Moms Place October 18, 2009 at 4:32 PM  

waaa hahaha...abi nako pa rape na lang sya kay kapoy dagan waaaa...hahaha. di man diay tuod makadagan kung naka pants down..hahaha abtik pod si SM maka dungog nga gi rape si SL kay maiinggit jud sya, so happy sya kay wa diay maka tilaw ug grasya si SL hahahaha.

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