Thursday, November 19, 2009

Jokes of the Day

Every time I checked my mail, I also check the spam.. And today I read this joke in one of the spam mails and thought of sharing this on my blog for some little laugh for the day. Have a nice day everyone! TGIF...

Here is today's joke

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!" The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear annihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I?

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?" The politician's smiled faded. "Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing." The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They're Democrats." Bill declines and jogs onward. The next day Billy jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Democrats." The girl says, "I'm sorry Mr. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any more. They're Republican now." Bill says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?" She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open."

A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Senate?" "Well no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But listen, I'm really in a bind so I'm going to have to trust you anyway."


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

3 comments:

Cecile November 19, 2009 at 9:32 PM  

you made me laugh, Tsang! asa man nimo gikuha kaning jokes?

Dhemz November 20, 2009 at 1:07 AM  

hahhaha.....joker jud ka tsang da...salamat sa LOL....:)

maau paka kay check nimo ang mga spam...na ako kay delete ditso...lol!

sensya na tsang karon lang ko kabalik..busy kaau ko ganina woi..makabuang ning hapit na ang final...ma pressure kaau ta...nya naa pay blogs nga atimanon..tapos naa pay baktin nga atimanon pa jud....lol!

agoy 1am na dire..ma tog nako woi kay wala nako powers....:) ugma nako laag sa uban...mwah!

chubskulit November 20, 2009 at 5:01 AM  

Nyahahahahah buang ka talaga bakla hahaha..

Speaking of spam, i received a ban from one of the advertisers in 3P ang comment ba naman is smpatastic... Wahhhh spam daw ang blog ko Kalokah! Kakatapos ko lang maglinis ng walls (again) hopefully I could keep an eye on my burrito not to write on the wall anymore.. Nytnyt na bakla, pagod ng sobra ang lola mong huluban dito hehehe..

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