Thursday, January 21, 2010

Funny Joke Joke!

Here is something to laugh today. I got this in my spam mail so though of sharing it here. Have a nice everyone!
Funny Kids
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!" "That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!" "That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl. "Just a lucky guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?" The boy replied, "A puppy!"

Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Tyler raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Tyler to be quick. Five minutes later Tyler returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Tyler down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Tyler looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way. Well, five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher, "I can't find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for a while, to help him find the bathroom. So, Tommy and Tyler go together and five minutes later they both return r and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, "Well, did you find it?" Tommy is quick with his reply, "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards.

4 comments:

kat January 21, 2010 at 5:48 PM  

Bwahahaha...i wish jake knows where his front and back of his boxer shorts aww.. nag diaper pa man diay na jake no...hahaha

poor teacher, mura man Filipino na nga teacher Tsang, kabalo ng tae, simhuton pa jud hahahaha

hasta nakong katawa kay Chuichie Wilks Tsang kay nag message kay Dhemz, ingon sya "naa na diay ka sis?" hahaha

nag adgi ra ko diri hehehe

Mel Avila Alarilla January 21, 2010 at 10:17 PM  

Natatawa naman ako sa iyo Shy, pati spam mail pinapatulan mo, lol. In fairness, nakakatawa nga yung mga jokes, hehehe, lol. Kung lahat nang spam mails ay ganuon eh okay lang sila. Ang nakakatawa lang ay kung bakit hindi nasalat nang teacher yung puppy at saka imposible yatang ibalot yung puppy na hindi ito gagalaw at masisira yung gift wrap, lol. At hindi ba nalasahan agad nung teacher yung panghe nung una niyang nilasahan yung patak? Well, kaya nga spam mail eh. Thanks for the post. God bless you all always.

Seiko January 22, 2010 at 8:10 AM  

lol! Puppy pala yun tapos she tasted it waaaa. Ihi ng puppy hahaa naku! Thanks for sharing this joke. God Bless!

Janmah January 22, 2010 at 3:40 PM  

bwahahahha...isahan ang teacher! hahah,, atot nimo shang oii! thanks for a good laugh!

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